Late one night my father leaned over my bed, softly rocking me and waking me up at four o'clock in the morning. "Are those two guys still here?" he whispered.

"Huh? Oh, Dad, I think you've been dreaming. I'm sure there's no one else in the house." He looked so lost so I got up to walk him back to their bedroom, like he had walked me back to mine after I had seen the Bogeyman so many years before.

"Yes they were! They were sitting with me right there at the kitchen table and I even gave one of them a cookie—see for yourself."

"Oh, I think you probably just had a really vivid dream. I know they can seem so real sometimes, huh?" I put my arm around him and walked him back to their bedroom. "So, what did they look like?" I asked, practicing my psychoanalysis.

"Well, one had on a coons-skin hat!" he said, surprising himself.

"You mean like Davy Crockett?" I was thinking that I'd check the TV Guide in the morning and see if ol' Davy had been on the tube.

"Yeah, and the other guy was from the government—maybe even the FBI!"

"Oh-oh, not J. Edgar Hoover in drag I hope."

"No, I'm not sure who he was or what he wanted."

I was diagnosing. Okay, he's contrasting the free-spirited Davy with an authority figure. It's obvious that he's in emotional conflict with a deep-seated desire for... Thank you, Dr. Freudeline.

"Well, let's go see if Mom saw them. She'll tell us if they were real or if you just had a vivid dream." We walked into their bedroom and when I turned on the light he got very excited.

"There! There's one of those guys right there," he said, pointing to Mom in their bed, who's looking at him, arms crossed, shaking her head, "tisk-ing" up a storm in complete disbelief.

"Are you sure about that? Let's get a little closer so you can see who it is better," I said as I led him over to Mom's side of the bed.

"Oh, that's no guy, that's my wife. Well then, where'd that guy go?"

I thought I'd die when Mom piped up indignantly, "Well, he most certainly isn't in here with me!"

"Mommy! There were two guys right here. I know what I saw!"

She rolled her eyes. "Next he'll be telling us he saw Harvey with the Easter Bunny." I put him to bed, kissed him good-night and tried to calm his fears. He held onto me like a frightened child, begging me to believe him with such a tortured look, I couldn't bear to leave him.

Instant replay: I'm nine, my new white Persian cat had gotten out and I was so afraid something would happen to him. As Dad leaned over my bed at midnight, I held onto him and begged him to let me go look for my cat. After hearing my case, I was so grateful when he said we could go look for him. I remember Mom saying, "Oh, for heaven sakes you two, it's dark outside, you can't find him. He'll come home when he's good and ready." Dad whispered to me that we'd go take a look anyway, and that Mom just didn't understand how important it was to me. He bundled me up, gave me a flashlight, and we went outside waking up all the neighbors calling, "Cindy, come here, Cindy!" (We thought Cindy was a girl when we first got him. We had to officially change his name to "Cinderfella" for formal affairs.)

Dad said, "I've got an idea. Let's open the kitchen window and turn on the electric can opener like we're opening him a can of food. Maybe he'll hear it and come home to eat." Wow, what a great idea—my daddy was a genius. I'm sure the cat was evaluating. Let's see: sex?... food?... sex?... food?... Hmmm. Finally, we saw him take a big leap over the fence as he came running home, and I was so overjoyed that my cat was safe. We quickly locked the doors together and I saw my dad's face beaming that I was so grateful to him. He was my hero.

It had been many years since I remembered that feeling of being so relieved that he had believed me. Now it was like it was yesterday. The tables were now turned as I leaned over my father's bed, and the love in my heart overflowed. "Okay then, Dad, let's get up and look for them, just in case." I helped him up and took him on a thorough search of the house, turning on all the lights and giving him a flashlight.

Mom shook her head as she "tisked" us. "Oh, for heaven sakes you two—there's no one else in the house."

"We'll just make sure that Davy and J. Edgar left, okay? Mom doesn't really understand how important it is to you," I whispered.

He looked at me so relieved. "Thanks, honey. You know, I think they must have left now, but they were here. Please, you gotta believe me, sweetheart."

I didn't have the heart. "You know, Dad, I think you're right. I think there is a cookie missing here! It looks like those guys are gone now though, and nothing else seems to be missing. They must have been nice guys, not thieves or anything. Let's lock all the doors together so you know that no one can get in and you can sleep better, okay?"

"Okay, yeah, that's good," he whispered. I finally got him back into bed and kissed him good-night as Mom shook her head. I went back to my bed and intensely studied the texture of the ceiling as tears streamed down the sides of my face and clogged my ears. I'd have never guessed that I'd have to be my parents' parent, and wasn't it amazing that I was an absolute natural at it, but then again—I had very good teachers.